Females: Blonde Platinum Blonde

Males: Blonde Platinum Blonde Bald

Teenagers: Red Orange Green Purple Blue Skinhead

Please check activities you perform while driving:
(Check all that apply)
Eating
Drinking Starbucks coffee
Applying make-up (male or female)
Shaving (male or female)
Talking on the phone
Slapping kids in the back-seat
Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
Snorting cocaine (already checked for your convenience)
Watching TV
Reading Variety
Surfing the net via laptop
Discharging firearms / Reloading*

*Please indicate how many times:

1. you expect to shoot at other drivers
2. how many times you expect to be shot at while driving

If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:

1. Call the police to report the crime.
2. Call Channel 5 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase.
3. Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through.
4. Call your therapist.

1. stop your car.
2. keep driving and hope for the best.
3. immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones.
4. pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 5.

In the instance of rain, you should:

1. never drive over 5 MPH.
2. drive twice as fast as usual.
3. you're not sure what "rain" is.

Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week:

Are you presently taking any of the following medications?

1. Prozac
2. Zovirax
3. Lithium
4. Zanax
5. Valium
6. Zoloft
7. All of the above
8. None of the above*

Length of daily commute:

1. Less than 1 hour
2. 1 hour
3. 2 hours
4. 3 hours
5. 4 hours or more

When stopped by police, you should:

1. pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready.
2. try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway.
3. have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit.

When turning, you should always signal your intentions by:

1. using your directional signals.
2. what is a "directional signal"?

Which part of your car will wear out most often?

1. the wiper blades.
2. the belts.
3. the horn.
4. (Shocks) suspension.

The "bright" setting on your headlights is for:

1. dark, poorly lit roads.
2. flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way.
3. revenge

Your rear view mirror is for:

1. watching for approaching cars.
2. watching for approaching police cars.
3. checking your hair.
4. fixing your make-up