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Southern Sayings

• "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

• "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

• "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

• "Have a cup of coffee--it's already been 'saucered and blowed'."

• "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."

• "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."

• "My cow died last night, so I don't need your bull."

• "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."

• "He's as country as cornflakes."

• "This is gooder'n grits."

• "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."