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Texting Abbreviations for Middle Aged and Up

ATD - At The Doctor
BDSM - Battery done scooter motionless
BFF - Best Friend Fell
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGTTT OTL - Gotta Go To The Toilet, Oops Too Late
GGPBL - Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
GSICF - Go Slower I Can't Follow
IMHO - Is My Hearing Aid On
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
ROFLACGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
TTYL - Talk To You Louder
WAMG - Where are my glasses?
WAMP - Where Are Me Pills
WAY - Who Are You
GOML - Get Off My Lawn
CHIGY - Come Here, I'll Gum Ya
MILF - Man, I Like Farting
DR FITS - Didn't Read, Font Is Too Small
DR GOBB - Didn't Read, Grey On Black Background
FIGBY - Fuck, I'm Getting Bifocals, Yo
LMDO: Laughing My Depends Off
BRBITIJSMP. Be right back, I think I just shit my pants.
TSOPBMP-Turn signal on, people behind me pissed
WDATCCF Where did all these cats come from.
GCH241PC- Golden Corral Has 2 for 1 Pudding Cups
CSOSW- cant see over steering wheel
LMBH- love my blue hair
TNCS- Toupee needs chin strap
WWWTA: What Were We Talking About?
TVGHN: Took Viagra, Git Here Now
NTTNBRB: Need To Take Nap, Be Right Back